PHKs Bikeshed

You have reached the private landfill where Poul-Henning Kamp dumps things onto the internet.

Varnish

I’m the author of Varnish the defacto HTTP web-accelerator for web sites of all sizes.

Please buy a Varnish Moral License and help fund further development and maintenance of Varnish.

Time, Ntimed, NTP, PTP etc.

Look here for all the sordid details.

Stuff

I do weird stuff with computers and electronics.

My project to modernize a HP5065A Rubidium Frequency Normal.

Words, Sagas & History

My Computer Archaeological dig.

Coordinates

  • Email: “phk@” at this site

  • Phone: I am the only one with this name in Denmark, use directory services.

  • IRC: #varnish on irc.redpill-linpro.com

  • Mastodon: fosstodon.org/@bsdphk

  • Twitter: @bsdphk

  • Amazon Wishlist

  • Postal address:

Poul-Henning Kamp
DK#13101183 <- Customs ID, always include on shipments
Herluf Trollesvej 10B
DK-4200 Slagelse
Denmark

Speaking at conferences

It’s not quite as funny as Iggy Pop’s Backstage rider but if you want to invite Poul-Henning to speak at your conference or other gathering, you should read my rules of engagement.

Secrets

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